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10+1 Famous people who forgot a mirror: Unibrow Edition

  • Rich Allred
  • Nov 3, 2015
  • 2 min read

The unibrow, made popular by characters such as Frida Kahlo, Sesame Street's Bert (as in...and Ernie), and every teenage boy.

Below we list the top 10...+1 famous people who forgot to look in a mirror at that hideous catapillar above their eyes.

For a detailed review of the unibrow (and how you can avoid such fashion hazards) check out our post: The Bert.

Now to begin -

10. Nicholas Cage

Now...this one is almost a given for this post. Nobody is surprised to see that fashionable man from Con-Air on this list and nobody wants to gaze into that creepy face.

9. Josh Hartnett

Hartnett the heart throb with a hard on! What is happening!?

8. Jack Black

Jack Black doesn't seem to care about all that much so we'll let him slide. But not YOU! You don't have millions of dollars, or fans.

If Mr. Jack here did not bask in the celeb status he currently resides in he'd just look like a sad accountant hobo - not the look you're going for.

7. George Harrison

To George Harrison's benefit. He did live in the 50's and 60's and 70's annnnnd 80's, and the 90's!?!?...well, right up to the early 2000's, so actually, nope, no pass for you Beetle man.

6. Anthony Davis

To Anthony Davis's credit he's almost bringing the unibrow back in style - and by back in style I mean back from the cave man days when all men needed to do to get a woman was whollop a Raptor or Grizzly...so, this explains a lot more about why he keeps it up I suppose.

5. Collin Ferrel

Nothing to say here. Just weep women, just weep.

4. Adrian Grenier

With such still sea blue eyes why hide them under dark ominous clouds? (too much?)

3. Groundskeeper Willy

Willy is mad at everybody copying his style. Don't get Willy mad at you.

2. Shakira

Shakira! You're hips may not lie but those eyebrows sure do! Saying "this is a man, you are looking into the eyes of a dude." Please don't be a dude Shakira, you'll ruin all my She-wolf dreams.

1. Brad Pitt

Yes. There is hope for even you if Brad Pitt once rocked the unibru. I'm hoping this picture was taken back in Brad's hard working days as the Honorable Chicken Mascot from El Pollo Loco.

+1. George Bush

And just for fun.

Even Presidents can subjegate their face to the scary one-browed monster.

Here is George Bush playing baseball for I'm assuming BYU :)

 
 
 
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